1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
  Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

2. Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
  Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your
  Daughter.

3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
  Ram ne kaha
  Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

4. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
  The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
  Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
  Now it is 6610"

6. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
  Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying,
  they r Studying him.

7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
  gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
  umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!

8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa agar
  koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
  Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

9. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her,
  " I LOVE U SISTER."

Sardar was sitting and thinking hard.

Sardarni asked: Kya soch rahe ho?

Sardar: Yeh STAR TV walonko kaise pata chalta hai?

Sardarni: Kya?

Sardar: Aap dekh rahe hai STAR PLUS!

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Sardar went to STD/ISD/PCO shop and slapped the operator twice.



Because there was written: Number dial karne se pehle 2 lagao!

Bush, Manmohan Singh, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi Are traveling in a
train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely Dark. Suddenly
there is a kissing sound and then a Slap! The train comes out of the
tunnel.

The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking
Perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which
Is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain
Diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:

These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush Must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper That she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia
Instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make Another kissing
sound and slap Bush again

 ;)