--- What a nice girl like you is doing in dirty mind like me ?


--- Hey gorgeous electric company is looking for you , you are so electrifying .


--- I might not be best looking guy in city but beauty is just a light switch away .


--- I was wondering  are you free tonight or its going to cost me ?


--- Is there intelligent life on Earth?
No, I'm only visiting.


--- I can walk 100 miles for your smile , and even further for that funky thing you do with your tongue .


--- Congrates you just have been voted most beautiful girl in town and your prize is a date with me .


--- Alcohol kills you slowly. So? Who's in a hurry!


--- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.


--- The difference between ordinary and extra ordinary is that little extra .


--- If Love is blind but lingerie is so popular ?


---A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough
to cover the subject.