Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a women.
And behind every unsuccessful man there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty
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A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife spend.
A Successful women is one who can find such a man.
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Wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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Love everybody.
Love every body.

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
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The difference between ordinary and extra ordinary is that little extra .
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If Love is blind but lingerie is so popular ?
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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 Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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I love animals, they taste great
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Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
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I love animals, they taste great
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
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Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear .



Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
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What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.



 As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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I'm not driving fast-just flying low