>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
>Ugly: You're in them
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>Good: Your husband understands fashion
>Bad: He's a cross-dresser
>Ugly: He looks better than you
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>Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
>Bad: She keeps interrupting
>Ugly: With corrections


>Good: Your son's finally maturing
>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
>Ugly: So are you
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>Good: Your wife's not talking to you
>Bad: She wants a divorce
>Ugly: She's a lawyer
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>Good: Your daughter got a new job
>Bad: As a hooker
>Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
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>Good: The postman's early
>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>Good: You're son is dating someone new
>Bad: It's another man
>Ugly: He's you're best friend
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>Good: You're wife is pregnant.
>Bad: It's triplets
>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

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