Msg:- 1
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

Msg:- 2
All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

Msg:- 3
if barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

Msg:- 4
I intend to live forever- so far so good

Msg:- 5
Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say “are you gonna drink that?”

Msg:- 6
Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

Msg:- 7
Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

Msg:- 8
people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven. i say hell coz its nice and warm down there

Msg:- 9
Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

Msg:- 10
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I’m not a quitter!

Msg:- 11
Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks