Q:Why most ment perfer to kiss woman on their lips?

Ans:Thats probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth!! 

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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for Best wine and best woman.

Next moment,he got the best wine and Mother Teresa next to him

Moral: BE SPECIFIC 

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FACT:
Half of the Problem in life r Because,

We ACT Without Thinking,,
And..,

Rest Half is Because We keep THINKING Without ACTING... 

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QUESTION: What is the similarity between a 'BAR' and a 'BRA'?
ANSWER:Both make Men crazy when they open..
 

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R u male or female?? To know the Answer see down..

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