ALCOHOL
The key to surviving college

BEER
The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

CLASS
What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

DANCING
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

EMERGENCY
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

FUCKED UP
Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out

GAMES
Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers

HANG-OVER
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

IDIOT
The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

JAIL
Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home

KISSING
What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

LORD
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

MONEY
That which you no longer have due to too much partying

NOT AGAIN!!!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know

OH SHIT!!!
What you say as you're falling down the stairs

PEE
What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer

QUILT
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!

REFORM
What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet

SEX
What you did with that person you met last night while you were Drunk

TEN
The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

UNDERAGE
Most of the drinking population in college town

VODKA
The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

WORM
The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow

X-RAY
How they can see into your stomach before they pump it

Its better to say THANK YOU!

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