Msg:- 1
It’s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It’s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

Msg:- 2
A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Msg:- 3
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Msg:- 4
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i’m playin cards n i’m missin the joker!!

Msg:- 5
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all

Msg:- 6
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Msg:- 7
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

Msg:- 8
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 

Msg:- 9
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Msg:- 10
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window… I look down & den… i lauf again