Msg:- 1
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

Msg:- 2
3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN
1)cats luv u wotever u look like
2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex
3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

Msg:- 3
Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS
1)dey r useless until u turn dem on
2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless
3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Msg:- 4
Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS
1)no one really understands dem
2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory
3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

Msg:- 5
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantly full of crap

Msg:- 6
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!