I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls.
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(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,...
The Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.
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(Sign posted in a bathroom)
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
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(Seen above a urinal)
>Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
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"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
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(A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
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( sign seen at a swimming pool )
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
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(Sign seen at a restaurant)
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food......... please aim properly.
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(Here's one seen above a urinal)
>look up
>look up
[even higher on the wall]
>keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
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Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
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lol ye nice , cal i think he got it from  a site i dont think he made it.